Present 29 days out of 30.
▸ NURSE NOTE18 days in a row. The patient hasn't taken a day off. Neither has Claude.
On duty from 8:02 AM to 4:13 AM.
▸ NURSE NOTE35 h a week with Claude. A full-time job is 35. This one doesn't pay overtime.
Your Claude day
Earliest first prompt and latest last prompt over the whole period.
Weekly pattern
Prompts by day of week. Weekends highlighted. Busiest: Saturday.
Claude wrote you 12M words.
▸ NURSE NOTE175 subagents hired. That's bigger than most startups.
One book = one War and Peace (587,287 words). Typing all that at 40 words a minute, nonstop: 214 days. Thinking included.
Reads first, edits later. Mostly.
Procedures performed
What Claude reached for most, in tool calls.
Claude delegates, like a real manager.
Each person = 5 subagents
On a single request, unattended. For scale:
Rude, but efficient.
Each key = 2 interruptions
Focus is overrated.
Prescribed: Claudoxine 73 mg.
▸ NURSE NOTEPrefers the premium dose. Insurance will not cover this.
Claudoxine®Package leaflet
Possible side effects
Observed in this patient. Each one is backed by a number.
- Inability to go a day without Claude18-day streak
- A second job, unpaid35 h a week with Claude
- Losing track of time mid-sessionlongest session 5.9 h
- A calendar made entirely of Claude days29 of 30 days
- Occasional prompt binges126 prompts in one day
- Compulsive Esc-pressing56 interruptions
- Managing a team you have never met175 subagents
- Saying "just run it" out loud13K shell commands
If side effects persist, keep shipping.
Active ingredients
Opus, 69% of the time. 100 pills, one per 1% of Claude's responses, colored by model.
Where the 73 points came from.
▸ NURSE NOTEMain symptom: showing up every day. Textbook.
Share of each symptom's points earned. Each one is scored linearly between two reference values. Full rules
| Symptom | Result | Reference | Severity | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Active hours per active day | 5.1 h | 0.5-8 h | ELEV | 12.4/20 |
| Longest streak | 18 days | 2-21 d | HIGH | 12.6/15 |
| Presence | 97% | 15%-90% | HIGH | 10.0/10 |
| Intensity | 50 | 5-80 | ELEV | 6.0/10 |
| Marathon | 5.9 h | 1-6 h | HIGH | 9.8/10 |
| Delegation | 6.0 | 0-8 | HIGH | 7.5/10 |
| Output | 426K | 15K-300K | HIGH | 10.0/10 |
| Usage limits hit | 1.0 | 0-8 | 1.3/10 | |
| Opus share | 69% | 0%-100% | ELEV | 3.5/5 |
The terminal tab is never closed. Prognosis: alarmingly productive.
- Claude, as needed. Current dose: 50 prompts per active day.
- Stand up and stretch every 90 minutes. Patient's longest session: 5.9 h.
- One day off per week, recommended. Current streak: 18 days.
- Refills: unlimited. Side effects: may include shipping.
Computed on the patient's machine from Claude Code usage patterns. This page holds aggregate numbers only: no prompts, code, file paths or project names.
Your turn
Think you're less addicted? Prove it.
One command in your terminal. The score is computed on your machine. Your prompts, code and file names never leave it.
Fastest: one command in any terminal
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